Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram are gone. It’s time to disappear for a while.
*country accent* Jesus was born in 1975
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
(Source: anotherbadpoem, via tastefullyoffensive)
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
(via theavox)
Unusual Date Ideas
when I’m in a relationship with someone we are doing as many of these as we can
(Source: 9GAG, via dani-darko)
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
(via s-e-a-sidee)
"People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like: “be realistic."
- Dylan Moran (via gently-please)
